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Elliot Stabler considered her “hungry for power. Has an off-screen fan-created deeply implied romantic relationship with Olivia Benson. 'Law & Order: SVU' Stars Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni Had the Mariska Hargitay (AKA Detective Olivia Benson) recently reunited, MTV's Teen Mom, and putting too many memes in the group chat. Relationships. Andrew tells Detectives Stabler and Benson that he and Sydney divorced two them she was giving in to Smith's demand in order to save her failing marriage. Quotes. Alex: Rape is not about sex. Rape is violence and rape about control.
Blaine Glee - Rated: Daddy by Happy2BeDee reviews After her nightmare with William Lewis is finally over, Olivia's life spins out of control in a whole new way! Suddenly, healing from her latest in a series of terrible things, Elliot comes back. Will he be able to pick up the broken pieces of the partner he left years ago?
Set after Beasts Obsession. Rated M for content. So when he takes on his new position as a footman in the country estate of Lord Smythe, little does he know that the following years will change his life forever. Can You Love Me Again? We follow the boys through graduating high school, but more importantly conquering their inner demons and overcoming the obstacles they meet on their way to a happy, fulfilling relationship.
This is a story about recovery, progress, growing up, finding yourself, and with a happier ending no matter how dark it sometimes seems. Within the Writ, the Consent of the King article allows for the designee to command a bride or groom to attend them for no more than 25 hours. Bring Me to Life by iheartShules reviews It felt like she reawakened something inside him that lay dormant for so long, the part of him that he was sure was dead, and he could not dispel it.
Rating HAS finally increased: D Person of Interest - Rated: I was approached by some fans to write an ending, and I was given permission to write my own twist on the ending, starting from where the original left off. A copy of her permission can be found on her LiveJournal account. ACITW does not belong to me. Only what I write Kurt H. Will anybody believe her when she says he attacked her or will she be thought of as nothing more than a liar and cheat?
Whatever happens, two things are for certain; One is David isn't abandoning her no matter what the verdict, and two, this 'hero' cop isn't going to stop until he makes her pay for revealing the truth Livid Law and Order: When Kurt abruptly reappears after nearly ten years, his life and the lives of his family are rocked to the foundations.
What follows is a struggle for hope, love, and - most importantly - healing. M - English - Drama - Chapters: Welcome Home by ZombieJazz reviews Olivia continues to establish her family and learn how to navigate motherhood and her evolving relationship with Brian Cassidy.
There's lots of challenges ahead as she adjusts to the changes in her life, surmounts new situations and legal troubles for her and her adopted children, and tries to find some time and space for herself in it all too. This is the sequel to Hello, Goodbye. Cassidy] Beginning to See the Light by closetklaine27 reviews How did Blaine find himself knocking up one shy and skittish guy?
How did he end up being forced to marry him and support their child, when he is still head over heels in love with his long term boyfriend? Being married to Kurt Hummel is one hell of a train ride. AU Glee - Rated: But when his birthday arrives and his soulmate is none other than international rockstar Blaine Anderson, his life takes a turn he never expected but always dreamed about.
When he returns to New York, he texts it, and starts a relationship with a man whose name he doesn't know. The man asks Kurt about his dirtiest fantasy, and after Kurt tells it, the anonymous man offers to help Kurt make it come true. Rated T with adult themes, sexuality and some minor drug references. Epilogue Part 2 of 2 is up! Person of Interest - Rated: Reese, Detective Carter, Taylor C. He had expected a rather dull answer He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison.
In the aftermath of a chaotic global blackout, all that's left to do is survive as they brave the journey home. T - English - Drama - Chapters: Far Away by purplepagoda reviews When Olivia goes missing will they be able to find her in time. Will her disappearance bring the team together, or will it rip them apart?
Can Elliot help find her? What if all of their efforts are too late? T - English - Chapters: Would she have been found earlier?
Would she have been taken at all? Most importantly, would the Chicago Sergeant make what Lewis did to Olivia in that beach house look like child's play compared to what Voight would do if he got ahold of him?
Benoight Crossover - Law and Order: How can their lives change once their paths cross? M - English - Chapters: The next day Cookie is having 2nd thoughts about if sleeping with her ex at that time was the best move.
Lucious is torn between the woman he needs to ensure the IPO drops and the love of his life.
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Anika feels her grip on Lucious slipping, how will she hold onto a man who wasn't hers to start Empire - Rated: The Watcher in the Woods by LadyDivine91 reviews Kurt and Sebastian are going camping in the woods that Sebastian used to visit as a child to celebrate Sebastian's birthday.
But something else, something a bit more sinister, decides to interrupt their trip. Ratings may vary check out for that. Next up; Little Girl. T - English - Romance - Chapters: Because of Vesuvius by Sardixiis reviews It had been nearly three years since the tragic attack in the SVU interrogation room that left Olivia with a severe, and permanent, head injury.
With the help of her service dog, Suvi, she has finally regained her independence. That alone was more than she'd hoped for, but she was about to gain even more. All because of Vesuvius. Sequel to Finding Vesuvius. Blaine is a Daddy fresh out of school, looking for the perfectly innocent baby to take home and teach about "grownup playtime".
M - English - Romance - Chapters: Left Me So Undone by theoreoqueen reviews Kurt and Blaine just started having sex, and Kurt loves it and definitely wants to do it again Kurt is afraid of what his face looks like when he comes, and that's exactly what Blaine wants to see.
When Rachel and Finn get engaged, Kurt asks Blaine for some dance lessons, but what he gets in return is so much more However, what will happen if word gets back to Burt?
Kurt doesn't want to find out Sequel to 'Secrets Lie in Amber. Miss Weber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and picture David Hasslehoff from Baywatch.
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Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria. Actually, sir, I am. Up untilhysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm. Could the witness spell that?
Would it surprise you to learn that, historically, the onus fell upon physicians to bring about the relief of these ladies' symptoms?
Your honor, please instruct counsel to withold his questions until cross. I don't mind, your honor.
In fact, I believe the manual version of this treatment dates back to Hippocrates and was attested to right up until the Middle Ages, up until the s, when the vibrator was invented to speed things along. Detective, is this practice currently against the law? And so is videotaping it. Which culminates in her very bluntly telling him she's still a virgin even as she kicks the ball to him. He stands stock-still while the ball goes right past him and says simply "Okay.
He can't describe her face cause he was too busy checking out her butt. Their expressions after hearing this can best be described as a Flat "What. To which the man defensively responds, "I'm an ass man, and I make no apologies for it! So Elliot determines the best way to get his attention is to turn the volume up suddenly. The best part is Olivia. She looks like a little kid worried her parents are going to catch her with her hand in the cookie jar, so to speak. Mariska is corpsing like crazy when Chris gets on the P.
After the initial announcement, some poor stock boy hangs his head and slowly stride forward, prompting Olivia to clarify over the P. And that's when Chris starts corpsing. In both actors' cases, it works because it's completely in character. Stabler and Fin in "Wildlife" telling rapper "Gots Money" about how, when he goes to prison, his cellie will roll a pair of dice to decide how many times to rape him: Hey, I gots an eleven!
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Made even funnier and slightly horrifying when you think about the other show Oz Christopher Meloni did and the kind of people he associated with in prison.
You don't think Schillinger did that a few times? One episode the was being cleaned of asbestos, causing Finn to start worrying. Munch helpfully tells Finn that as a black man, he is much more likely to die from heart disease or diabetes before he gets cancer. Then the next time we see Finn, he's wearing a face mask. When Olivia was concerned about the little girl of a famous singer: Hey, Olivia, [little girl's name] had just called, asking for you.
Fin and Lake are Mistaken for Gay when canvasing for suspects. Lake rolls with it by putting his hand on Fin's thigh with a big grin on his face while Fin is not amused. In Popular, while cross referencing names from a check-in sheet for a hospital and names from an absentee list from a school, Olivia casually mentions that the one from the absentee list must be a forgery, and that she used to do it all the time, everyone does. Elliot gives her a look, and she backpedals by saying that Elliot's kids are the exception, and that she's sure he's very intimidating all said with a smile on her face.
Elliot claims to be real scary afterwards.
In an episode involving stolen embryos, Munch gets a moment of dark humour when he says he has a description of one of the victims and asks if he should put an APB on it, holding up a picture of an embryo. While his condition is not portrayed as funny, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer incoherency of his word salad and the detectives' bewilderment. While they're talking to the psychiatrist, Ray-Ray interrupts from inside the other room with, "Hello?
Uh, I can't find my head! Don't be a werewolf!
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Fin's description of the sociology behind being "On The Down-Low", and the others' reaction: It's different for black men. They go out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their woman, and pretend they're straight. Benson, Cragen, and Stabler stare at him, eyebrows raised Fin: Hey, don't look at me, I just know stuff!
In the episode Authority when the accused advocates a protest which ends in a public pillow fight: If a couple hundred idiots wanna spend their afternoon having a pillow fight, let them.
What if I called you my boy? Fin grinning, arms spread wide: Then I'd be your boy, John!
Related to the above Munch's parting words before they get outside. The beginning of the episode "Loophole" features a crook, high as balls on PCP and wreaking havoc while looking for a woman named "Barbie". Doubly hilarious when you realize it's Goldbergwrestling's answer to the One-Man Army.
A fire extinguisher probably would feel like a love tap to someone who's taken steel chair shots for years, not to mention the opening scene looked like one of Goldberg's "days at the office" in WCW. The pilot 's actually brilliantly laugh-out-loud funny altogether "Shut up, John! The absolute crowner of the pilot has to be Elliot in court. He's trying to justify having arrested a flasher on hearsay a pretty shaky reason and the defense lawyer's having a field day Elliot's expression suggests that Chris Meloni was struggling not to burst out laughing, which is exactly what we all did.
And the jury, or at least the front rows, laugh their asses off.Stabler/Beck kiss
Hey, how'd it go? The jury came back that fast? He waved his flag at 'em before they had a chance From the same episode: Cragen is talking to Benson and Stabler in his office.
He's eating a piece of licorice when they tell him that someone "chopped off the victim's unit. When they investigate a doctor owning a clinic dedicated to reviving lost vitality via hormone injections, this exchange follows: What he's doing is perfectly legal. Don't tell me you're thinking about taking this stuff. Why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call "my bony ass"?
You can hit a gym when we close this case.